I have no idea what “Hammer Time” is, or how it differs from regular time.
—Dexter Morgan (via unbearablyso)
Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge, other times it helps me control the chaos.
—Dexter Morgan (via bloodstainsandfingerfreckles)
Miguel: Dexter, want to hang out?
Miguel: Dexter, let's have drinks.
Miguel: Dexter, thanks for killing my brother's murderer.
Dexter: Why does he want to be my friend.
Miguel: Dexter. Bae.

jessyavob:

Michael C. Hall WIP. Love me some Dexter.

darnyankees:

He looked so fucking creepy.

consultingcreep:

  • support gay rights
  • don’t discriminate based on gender, race, etc.
  • like to watch Netflix… a lot…
  • spend way too much time on the internet
  • have an unhealthy obsession with Leonardo DiCaprio
  • like any of the following fandoms:
  1. Sherlock (BBC)
  2. Hannibal (NBC)
  3. Avengers, X-Men, or any other…
They make it look so easy, connecting with another human being, like it’s not the hardest thing in the world
—Dexter (TV Series)
me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I wanted to be a poem.
—Jaime Gil de Biedma

as quoted by Enrique Vila-Matas in Bartleby & Co., trans. Jonathan Dunne (via proustitute)

(Source: s-m0key)

(Source: m-argherita)

tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not